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Nobility Simulator – the only game where whipping peasants is not only possible, but encouraged

Take a step back to the 17th century and experience life as a true Polish noble. You own land, command peasants, and live by your own rules — but beware: idle workers and the looming Swedish invasion may ruin your day faster than you can say “Wiśta wio!”

Nobility Simulator is a third-person, immersive management game set in the slightly exaggerated but historically-inspired world of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
It’s a unique mix of Kingdom Come-style immersion, estate management, and bold Sarmatian humor.

What can you expect?

  • Daily life of a noble – planning, supervising, drinking mead, and keeping the order (sometimes with a whip).

  • Hands-on estate control – assign peasants to work, tend the fields, and expand your manor.

  • Sharp-edged humor – because being a lord isn’t just about duty – it’s also about having fun at others’ expense.

  • External threats – the peace ends when Swedes come marching out of the woods.

  • Full voice acting, stylized visuals and cinematic cutscenes – absurd and humorous, but always with love for the era.
     

This isn’t another spreadsheet simulator.

Here, you’re right in the action – making choices not from a distant throne, but with mead on your lips and a whip in your hand.

Add the game to your wishlist on Steam and get ready for some raw, unfiltered nobility life:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3728900