El Paso, TX – March 26, 2026 – Developer Strange Scaffold (I Am Your Beast, CLICKOLDING, El Paso, Elsewhere) is thrilled to announce that Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out today on Xbox Series X|S. The game was originally released on PC via Steam in January 2026.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is a sharp arcade satire that skewers financial systems and corporate greed. Set in the same universe as 2021’s Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, the game challenges players to navigate a volatile intergalactic market trading the simulated lifespans of alien infants.
Launch Trailer: https://youtu.be/BNqXFL5U4y8
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, players become intergalactic baby traders and play through fast-paced anthology-style campaigns. Consult dubious advisors for tips on promising investments. Don’t worry, though: No real alien babies are involved; only their simulated lifespans. It’s completely legitimate. Through it all, the game invites players to grapple with the absurd moral and economic dilemmas that fuel its sharp satire.
Key Features
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Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
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Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
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An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
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A loan shark that won’t let you pay him back, because he’s then legally allowed to shoot you.
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A pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
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The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
The Xbox version launches with the five additional campaigns, eight scenarios, and daily challenges that were added to the PC version post launch.
Players can also expect a major content and quality-of-life update at a later date for both platforms. It introduces three new campaigns — Terror, Charlie’s Big Day Out, and Wenbill’s Nightmare — alongside a wide range of gameplay refinements and other systems improvements.
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is available now on Xbox Series X|S for $19.99. The game is also available on PC via Steam.
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About Strange Scaffold
Strange Scaffold is the development label of Xalavier Nelson Jr., known for his work as a leading developer on CLICKOLDING, El Paso, Elsewhere, I Am Your Beast, Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator, and dozens of other critically acclaimed projects. For more information on Strange Scaffold, visit strangescaffold.com.
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