Sorry, what was that about an orgy?
Up until a few days ago, it was unclear if we were actually going to be allowed to launch Earth Must Die on Steam, as Valve had told us that they were "unable to verify" the context of the alien orgy. We were required to record and send footage of said orgy for their verification. Fortunately, the orgy was approved.
Up until a few days ago, it was unclear if we were actually going to be allowed to launch Earth Must Die on Steam, as Valve had told us that they were "unable to verify" the context of the alien orgy. We were required to record and send footage of said orgy for their verification. Fortunately, the orgy was approved.
Manchester, January 27, 2026
Earth Must Die, the animated adventure game from BAFTA Award-winning studio Size Five Games and No More Robots, is finally available on Steam.
For a mere $11.99 / £8.99, this playable cartoon adventure features the voices of Alex Horne, Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Starr, Tamsin Greig, and loads more, and at 8-10 hours in length, makes sure not to outstay its welcome.
Follow VValak Lizardtongue, Grand Shepherd of the Tyrythian Empire, and his childhood nursing bot Milky, as they attempt to stop the Terranoids from taking over their beloved Tyrythian kingdom, and put an end to Earth once and for all.
Earth Must Die is out now.